If Titanic Was Made In India

ihate_myself22 · # 1 (**permalink**)

IF TITANIC WAS MADE IN INDIA.... Then........

� There would be 10 times as many people in the ship

� There would be a song with Kate Winslett in a white sari, singing in the rain.

� By the end of the movie, hero would find his long lost Mom, Dad, sis and bhai

� It would be a seven-and-a-half-hour movie with three intervals. The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya to Marna Kya?"

� The hero and the heroine would float in the cold water for days and still survive while the villain would die in the first few drops.

� The iceberg was sent by the heroine�s father to teach a lesson to the hero.

� None of the women would float because of the saris.

� The orchestra would play Jai Santoshi Maa and a ray of light would come and transport the musicians to another ship.

� And can you imagine how many times we would hear bachaoo??

just kidding friends.hahaha